40 Things That Only Happen in Movies

If you are looking for a good laugh (aren't we all?), you oughta check out Nostalgia Central's '40 Things That Only Happen in Movies' feature. Some favourites include:

7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

19. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.

And my all time favourite:

30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.