Doctor Love's Advice Column #3

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Dr. Love has returned with a third round of advice for his adoring fans! (Just in time for Feb. 14th day.) Strap yourselves in, because you are riding with the Love Doctor. I mean, he's got a PhD and everything! It's amazing what you can make with construction paper these days...

Some of these questions were culled from random locations spread out across the internet. Others were sent in by readers. In the future, if you have an anonymous question for Doc Love, just send it via Mr. T at the address listed near the bottom of this page. Please be advised that Dr. Love is not a licensed professional and his advice is mainly intended for entertainment purposes only. If you manage to get anything else out of it – well, good for you.

Sorry, but I’m washing my hair that night

Not sure why no girl will give me a first date. Not sure why certain girls are unwilling to give guys a chance. I guess this could also be reversed. Why would you say no to a first date? I’m asking this because it always seems like I get rejected. How do I make it impossible for a girl to say no?

Michael

Dr. Love Answers:

Dear Michael,
The question you ask is good one but there just is no answer. If you meet a girl who knows how you can make it impossible for her to say no then she isn’t the type of girl you want to be with. As the Kanye West song goes “She’s a gold digger”. Girls don’t give first dates for all kinds of reasons. Just like guys, sometimes girls are nervous and/or are afraid. Hey keep your head up and keep trying.

The Way to a Woman's Heart...

Hi

My girlfriend finishes work at 8pm tomorrow and we want to do something which is cool and a bit different.She'll be hungry so would have to include food of some sort?? We're not seeing each other for a couple of weeks so I want it to be special but we've only been going a couple of months so not too heavy!! Any suggestions?

Pete

Dr. Love Answers:

Dear Pete,
First off, make her favourite dish or go to her favourite restaurant. Second make sure to have a bottle of her favourite beverage i.e. juice, wine or beer. Last but not least, candles are always nice at the table as it adds a certain romantic element to the evening. Also, rent a movie she has wanted to see or take her to a movie she has been wanting to see for a while. Whatever you do try not to burp or pass gas during the meal. This doesn’t exactly help the mood and especially avoid the second one if there is an open flame.

Under the Influence

Okay I'm getting fed up. I've been with my guy for a year, and yeah, we've done the whole hanging out everyday bit, but i hadn't seen him since Sunday. We hung out last night (Friday) and his friend (who openly admits to cheating on his g/f, blows all his money on booze, and just has a bad attitude) called him up about 5ish. My boyfriend told him he didn't want to blow money last night at the bar, so that got me ecstatic, because I'd finally have a night with him. So my boyfriend had to pick this guy up later that night from his drunk driving class (I'm telling you this guy is a WINNER) and he said he wanted to get a beer, so my boyfriend drops me off and they go out. it seems as if my bf is easily influenced by this guy, and it gets me so frustrated. I feel like I'm a bad gf if I tell him I don't like his friend. Should I tell him how I feel or just leave it be?

janeiro21

Dr. Love Answers:

Dear Janerio,
Firstly your primary job is to like your boyfriend. If you like his friends, that’s a bonus. Are you dating your boyfriend or his friends? Secondly perhaps you should sit down and talk to your boyfriend about setting time just for the two of you and setting time for guys night out. Maybe he can guarantee you one day a week, (some private time) and still go out once a week with the guys. Don’t worry about your boyfriend’s friend. I am sure your boyfriend realizes what kind of person the guy is, so you don’t have to feel like he is blind. He is just being a good friend and sticking by him, just as friends do.

For Shul of Rock, I am Dr. Love saying “Love is like a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. Sometimes we hit what were not aiming for.”

P.S. - Dan the Man - You should speak to a medical doctor.

Previous Dr. Love columns:
1. Doctor Love is Ready to Operate
2. Doctor Love's Advice Column #2